crazy on the internets

while scouring the internet for something (i can't even remember what), i became completely distracted by this german website.

some items causing the most distraction are:

a duvet cover with a bra design on it.  made to look like you left it on there....

the old lady in the bed does not make me want to reach for my credit card but whatevs.

better yet is the sausage neck roll.

"Here, it´s all about sausage: A wonderful sausage specialty as a neck roll pillow for relaxing."

don't like sausage?  no worries, they have liverwurst ones too.